I KEEP THINKING IT’S TUESDAY
(A Tom Fletcher Story)
I remember seeing a cartoon once, years ago, in a magazine, of
two hippopotami wallowing in a mud pool. Just the tops of their
heads were visible. I think it was Playboy magazine. The
caption under the cartoon said, "I keep thinking it's Tuesday".
That's all. It made me laugh. I've been thinking about it a lot
recently. I don't mean deeply or philosophically, I mean often. I
keep thinking it's Tuesday.
Listen. I have to tell you something. Something big. The
biggest thing I've ever done. Well, I haven't exactly done it yet.
But I shall. I've made the decision. That's the important thing.
I've made the decision. I've decided to get rid of my wife.
Listen. I don't want to hurt her, you understand. I don't hate her. I love her. There's
no other way though. I've been over it a hundred times. More like a thousand, actually. It
would be the kindest thing. For me and for her.
I don't know why I'm telling you this. My plan depends on me not being suspected. This has
to be the perfect crime. I haven't decided how to do it yet, you understand, but I have a few
ideas. The main thing is that she mustn't suspect anything, and I don't want her to get hurt.
That's important. ...
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Review Posted on Barnes and Noble October 21, 2013 by Anonymous
I loved this book, it was so funny. I keep telling everyone I know to read it. Thank you so much Barnaby Wilde!
Anonymous Comment left on Goodreads Feb 2014
“I've either lost my marbles or this book is the most hilarious book I have read in years. I am laughing out loud,
and at the same time I'm thinking this is absolutely nuts; why am I laughing at him, he's crazy beyond any
craziness. And then I giggle some more. :)"
Barnaby Wilde (author)